How To Crash an iMac With Porn

After nearly a year I finally found a way to crash my iMac. It took a lot of time, sweat and “research”, but the payoff of that rarely-seen GSOD (Grey Screen of Death) makes it all worth it.

Here is the method I came up with to crash my Intel iMac:

What you will need: An Intel-based Apple (I use an iMac), Several hundred megabytes of porn videos, and an iPod

  • Download or rip a few dozen porn videos. Each file should be large, at least 100MB or more. I got the best results with ‘run of the mill’ porn. Midget-porn and animal porn did not work as well for some reason.
  • After thoroughly reviewing each porn video move them into the Trash Bin and reboot
  • After rebooting start iTunes and download the newest ShoeMoney podcasts – (You might have to wait several months for a new podcast before you can complete this step.)
  • Plug in your iPod and manually synchronize
  • After the iPod sync is complete, close iTunes
  • Begin a Secure-Erase of the Trashbin. If your porn files are large enough, this should take a few minutes per file
  • While Finder is choking trying to secure-erase your porn, POWER-OFF your iPod – If you did everything right and if your porn was good quality, you should be greeted with a GSOD.

Please post your results.

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